jakemalik:

the internet angers me cause I see all these amazing pictures

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of such wonderful looking places

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that I want to travel and adventure to

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but i’m just sitting here like

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sckrpnch:

How to properly Love someone:

1. Buy them pizza

2. Touch their butt

Growing up I always thought true love was red roses, dates on Saturday nights, little black box that held expensive things, and always knowing what to say. I thought true love was a kiss in the rain, deep explanations, and the perfect story. But now that I’m older I’ve realized it’s not like that at all.

See because true love for me is ugly snapchats, and peeing while you’re on the phone. True love is kissing at 6 AM despite the morning breath and singing at the top of your lungs. It’s saying all the wrong things, at all the wrong moments. It’s sarcasm and being honest even when it hurts. It’s late hours of the night when it’s been a long day and it’s no make up and bad hair. It’s tears from laughter, it’s tears from sadness and it’s nothing like any storybook you’ve ever read. It’s never running out of things to talk about, and it’s being comfortable in the silence of things. True love is watching The Titanic though you swore you never would. It’s getting mad over stupid things. It’s “you’re an idiot,” and “you’re a little shit” and knowing you’re so lucky to hear those every day. It’s spilling your feelings at 4 AM when you should be asleep. It’s that song you hear on the radio that always makes you smile. It’s the worst story you could imagine, but thank God it worked out anyways. True love is never losing the magic. True love is not leaving when things get hard.

I like my definition better anyways.

Another Piece About You (via brennanat)
I miss this

I miss this

kaylabeecelest:

tick-tock tick-tock tick-tock


Counting down the minutes until I talk to her again…

kaylabeecelest:

tick-tock tick-tock tick-tock

Counting down the minutes until I talk to her again…

the angels never arrived
but i can hear the choir

pussyvuitton:

when I’m older and married, I’m going to clean the house in a cute maid outfit with stockings and a garter belt and bend over a lot

Now that’s wife material.

spicy-vagina-tacos:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

the-dawn-is-near:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

how I deal with my parents cruel ness

Wait, where are her parents again?

Disney. That’s where.

Without me.

So my parents came back from disney they other day, you know, cause they left me at home. And after all the trauma my parents put me through, you know what they got me? You know what they got me?

a goddamned motherfucking keychain.
thanks mom

spicy-vagina-tacos:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

the-dawn-is-near:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

how I deal with my parents cruel ness

Wait, where are her parents again?

Disney. That’s where.

Without me.

So my parents came back from disney they other day, you know, cause they left me at home. And after all the trauma my parents put me through, you know what they got me? You know what they got me?

a goddamned motherfucking keychain.

thanks mom